The Royal Mail, eh? What a bunch of **** ****-ing ***** ****** ****** etc. etc. etc.
It took them ten days to deliver a birthday card over a distance of less than twenty miles.
Yes, I'll say that again! TEN days to cover TWENTY miles. That's two miles per day.
I could do that.
Whilst hopping.
Backwards.
What is wrong with the Royal Mail, eh? It used to be one of the bastions of British-ness. You trusted them. You felt strangely comforted to see a Postie walking/cycling/skiing past as you walked by. But what's this? Random price increases, unforgivable levels of service for us plebs, closing all but the bare minimum of Post Offices...
But strangely, most businesses get A-star treatment. All of my DVD rental discs are received by the company within a day of my posting. How on God's gay earth can it take ten days to cover twenty miles, but certain articles are delivered half way across the country overnight!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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